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A pizzeria was run by a monk. A man walked in and said, "Make me one with everything."
So the monk said that would be 15$. The man handed the monk a twenty dollar bill. After a minute he asked where his change was, to which the monk responded "Change must come from within."

a boy comes down sters his mum said what would you like for christmas this year a trakter he said,christmasday came he ran down sters what did he find? a trakter he loved his trakter he drove it everywhere.
next christmas came his mum said what whghld you like for christmas this year you have been a good boy, and he said you know what mum i would like a trakter with a trayler on the back so next christmas came and he looked under the tree and sore his tracker with a trayler on the back he loved it he poot his other trakter in the trayler he loved it.
next christmas came and his mum said what would you like for christmas this year you done all your karate praktes and he said i would like a biger trakter this year next christmas came and he went down sters a got a nout it said look in the garige he got to the garige and founed a biger trakter and he loved it he drove it across the road and everythingk.
so next christmas came his mum said what would you like for christmas this year you know what mum he said i would like a CD player so christmas came and he had his new CD playerhe went to his maits house for a SD one day to find his mait's house was on fire so he showter NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO so he barged pased the firerbragad and suked in all the firer and the the firer man said how did you do that boy you are a hiro
and he said i am a xtractor fan

get it X STRACTOR FAN